Goal-oriented Walkers Pillows

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

"A little help, please."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Sidewalk Ballet

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Targets

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"Some walk, huh?"

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

T.G.I.F.! Y.W.I.F.!

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

"I shamble five miles every day."

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"At least we have great fumes to run on!"

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'

'My master is doing Nordic Walking and he needs to see the ophthalmologist!'

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

Lady with walking frame on skis.

"Me, to keep fit, I go on long walks. You should try it..."

"Watch out Stan, we've got a tail-gater."