Gluttony Grappler T-Shirts

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Secretive Weigh In.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Bad times to sneeze

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'Today I invested in some Chinese stocks, but I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"On the one hand, we'll burn in hell; on the other, that's a lot of money."

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

'Part of me wants to get caught. I need to get in touch with that part and beat the hell out of it.'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'I know I'm just a weather reporter, doc, but I feel guilty every time it rains.'

All you can eat buffet!

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Judo Class. My therapist recommends a solo judo class --- He said I need to get a grip on myself.

'Recipes for the Really Hungry'

They say you should always leave the table a little hungry, but I can't wait around that long.

'I've given up smoking, become vegetarian, use only environmentally friendly aerosols, vote Green, use unleaded petrol, but I STILL feel guilty...'

'I'm on a one month diet... So far I've lost 14 days...'

'Mmmm, Boy oh boy Sue, this Caramel Tart is TRULY divine! I feel like i've DIED and gone to HEAVEN!'