Gluttony Advocate Gifts

"Leftovers"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Any time is cake o'clock

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Dieting is for losers.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

World Meat Consumptiom

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

All you can eat buffet!

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'

"The gluten is free. The pizza, however, cost $12.95."