Gluttony Advocate Gifts

"Leftovers"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Any time is cake o'clock

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Shakspeare a little altered. - 'He lived not wisely, but too well.'

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Dieting is for losers.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

World Meat Consumptiom

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Well, my wife is lactose-maltose-dextrose-sucrose-cellulose intolerant, which means I can't even hand her an empty box of candy."

Obscure Birds of the Pacific NW: The Great White Regret.

All you can eat buffet!

"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'See, this is why I won't let you eat junk food.'