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"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Compliments to the chef from tables eight and nine, raves from bables twelve and fourteen, and proposals of marriage from tables seventeen, eighteen and nineteen.'

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

No, sir, that entr

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

"Don't you just love it when they lick the plates?"

Alarming symptoms after eating boiled beef and gooseberry pie

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"How did you find your steak, sir?"

'Your check? Certainly,sir -- would you like it itemized?'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

World Meat Consumptiom

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"It's new. It's called a pre-tip. You pay me now and I'll actually bring your food before it's cold!"

'Never mind the fresh food nurse - at my age I need all the preservatives I can get!'

'I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't always fast enough...'

'I'll give you a tip mate, stop looking down my wife's dress'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

'How's the chilli today?'; 'Much better than yesterday - I think it had a good night's sleep.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."