Gluten-free Lifestyle Devotee T-Shirts

"The state of the world has pushed Henry wayyyy beyond his fear of gluten."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"And for all you people with food allergies, this next song's lyrics contain no gluten or peanuts."

Buffet - now glutton free.

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

Gluten-Free Church

"Is this house gluten-free?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

"If I order the gluten-free version, can I have the gluten on the side?"