Gluten-avenger Gifts

"I've only been gluten-free for a week, but I'm already really annoying."

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

Modern Witch Shoppe

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

A Complex Carb.

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Buffet - now glutton free.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten, or extra gluten."

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

'How do we know he's gluten-free?'

"No, we don't sell gluten-free gluten."

"It might taste a little different. It's gluten-free slop."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

Allergen Lab. That wheat protein is surrounded by antibodies, but he's not backing down! He's a real gluten for punishment!

Gluten-Free Church

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

Chemical Waste.

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

'Drop him again, Louie.'

"As you can see, our scientists are busy working on retaliation."

"My parents will only let me marry someone who's gluten-free."

"If I order the gluten-free version, can I have the gluten on the side?"

"I'm pretty sure the alcohol neutralizes the gluten."