Glued-to-the-tube Pillows

'This little baby allows you to automatically block halftime shows.'

Haircuts

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's more festive-looking!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"And this latest robot vacuum can fetch a glass of wine while it cleans your floors!"

Baby cries into a cellphone.

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

GLOO!

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Man steals the O in H2O for a inner tube ride

"You tell me where you hid the remote and I'll tell you where I hid your phone."

Scan And Repair

'For best results, squeeze from the bottom.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'