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Glue Salesman

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

The Salesman

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Sales.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'