Glue Salesman Prints

Glue Salesman

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

The Salesman

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Sales.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Changing Room Decisions

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'