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The Family Joules: Part 20

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Airport

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Jogging Bottoms

Greek A-Z Map,

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'