Globe Trotting Joker Pillows

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Banana Split...

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

Airport

Jogging Bottoms

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Greek A-Z Map,

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'