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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

Travelogue

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Geography class - UR Here.

The London Olympic bid

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'