Globe Trotter At Heart Pillows

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Greek A-Z Map,

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

The London Olympic bid

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Geography class - UR Here.

Made in China.