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'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Theatre Crowd

Dynamite little combo

Keith Floyd.

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

Canada Goose

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

ABBA

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Geographical Society Christmas Dinner.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You're dragging the beat."

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

'I already have a dozen different spellings of Master Will's signature.'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Revisionist Theology Happy Hour in Galilee with Jesus and Judas

"I have two children by a previous tour."

William Shakespeare

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

Eric Clapton

Team Bass