Globalism Skeptics T-Shirts

'The Final Merger'

"A few years ago, you management gurus told us to downsize until the halls echoed..."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

How Trickle Down Economics Work

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

"This'll show the Theology Department."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Costa Coffee 20 Metres

'But what if my job doesn't want to go to China?'

'I remember when it was a row of quaint little coffee bars and boutiques.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Carbon capture and storage

EuroPygmees

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

Make Alexander Hamilton Great Again

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

This Junk Mail made from 75% Recycled Other Junk Mail.

"As part of the new environmental policy management want us to introduce a paperless office, and this is how they want us to do it."

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

Giving Cuba the Business

Arctic Wildfires.

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

"Buy local? Isn't it enough I buy stuff assembled in this country from foreign parts?"

"Yes, we blieve that the earth is flat..."

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

Political Parties in Rival Tree Planting Pledges

"As a communist, my great-grandfather was subjected to hatred and discrimination. As a bourgeois-conservative smoker who drives a car with an internal combustion engine I continue this tradition."

Carbon Credits