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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Neo-International Law

The Shrinking Dollar.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Trouble everywhere...

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Made in China.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

The Tobin Tax.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

Rebuilding the Economy.