Globalization Commentator Pillows

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Neo-International Law

The Shrinking Dollar.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Trouble everywhere...

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Tonight's Lecture: Globalization. I've never worried about my job going overseas --- None of my jobs ever went anywhere.

Cold drinks, candy and corporate buyouts.

"Old economy, new economy - some things never change."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Made in China.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

'I like the jib of their cuts.'

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

The Tobin Tax.

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'