Global Time Traveler T-Shirts

W.H.O. headquarter wall clocks.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

The Missing Sock Returns

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Sundial Time

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

Dr. Roo.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'