Global Saviors Gifts

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The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

Insect extinction

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

A collective sigh of relief.

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

World Health Organization

"Do you have a cure doctor?"

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

"Dad don't you think we should do something about mass extinction of species?"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Coronavirus and Atlas

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Protection for the world

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"It's your turn, kid."

"Temperatures are rising."

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

Haiti.

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

We need a new project right now!!! What's the rush? Eco Club. The ice caps are melting, gas drilling is poisoning our water. It's an emergency! Plus

IUCN Pronouns

"I'm thinking of getting out of medicine completely… or volunteering in a third world country to do my liposuction."