Global Helpers T-Shirts

'No, you can't go.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"They were built during a pandemic."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Set of scales with white family on one side and black people on the other.

'How are you doing on your side?'

Save the world together

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Developers at small African village.

China Reopens its Borders

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

'Untapped world markets.'

Europe

'But enough about the dollar . . . lets talk about the Chinese Yuan and Indian Rupee . . . '

"How many members of the contingent workforce will be coming to the company party?"

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

It's important to know what to do when the communication technology doesn't work.

'International companies' sticking flag into the ground near the city.

"Seems another philanthropist has beaten us here."

Global Climate Change Response.

'I'd like to give a particularly warm welcome to those of you who are joining us from the southern hemisphere.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'We're sorry that we're late, but we got lost.'