Global Disaster Warrior Pillows

Natural Disasters

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Keystone XL

"It's not easy being green…"

The Seahoover

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Hurricane damage to trees

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

World exclusive!

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'