Global Disaster Warrior Mugs

"Oh no, another global catastrophe!"

Natural Disasters

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"I can see our house from here."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Keystone XL

The Seahoover

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

Hurricane damage to trees

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"Australia's covid vaccine roll out has experienced significant delivery coordination difficulties since its launch...why would that be."

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

Political Science. Politicized Science. Stem Cell Research. The Morning After Pill. Global Warming. Air Quality.

"I wish these Humans would take their rubbish home with them..!!"

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."

"Don't worry, this is perfectly normal for an discussion on intersectionality."

'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'

As If We Had All the Answers

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'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'