Global Business Follower Prints

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Libyan Crude Oil

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"I'm a stable genius!"

Trump Tariffs

Shares Nosedive

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Nothing New Here

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Putin's Winter Promenade

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

The Return of the Red Telelphone

Kim 'Young' Un.

'We don't seem to be doing well in the foreign beverage market. However, due to a mistranslation of our slogan we've become the leading international provider of embalming fluid.'

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'

'Lady G., I think you should know ol' Warren B.'s holding period is forever.'

Ukraine running out of US aid

Any last questions about the bright future of Yell? Yes, you there. Me? I wasn't raising my hand. I was waving my phone in the air to show support, like at a rock concert. I guess, though, if I had a question, it'd be how did I get so lucky to invest in a website that publishes restaurant reviews from a screaming baby. Neither ironic, nor a plant. Weird. Can I increase my share? I could invest more if I stop eating.

'We HAVE created more jobs.. they just happen to be in other countries.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

BONO SAVES - "Offshore to be sure."