Global Business Follower Pillows

'I'm not calling you in India for technical support. I'm calling to offer you a job.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

Libyan Crude Oil

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Trump Tariffs

Shares Nosedive

"I'm a stable genius!"

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

The Return of the Red Telelphone

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

Putin's Winter Promenade

Kim 'Young' Un.

'We don't seem to be doing well in the foreign beverage market. However, due to a mistranslation of our slogan we've become the leading international provider of embalming fluid.'

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

'Better learn Spanish, son, because I'm moving it all to Mexico!'

Ukraine running out of US aid

'We HAVE created more jobs.. they just happen to be in other countries.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."