Business News Follower Prints

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!

'Then one day, for some mysterious reason, we all simultaneously stopped believing our own hype, and the company just went POOF!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

US election postal vote controversy

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Nothing is certain except death."

Dangerous Trumpism