Business News Follower Prints

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

If you don't see Sid send him a letter - Royal Mail - For Sale!

'Then one day, for some mysterious reason, we all simultaneously stopped believing our own hype, and the company just went POOF!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

US election postal vote controversy

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"Our next story should interest all our viewers...it's a real can of worms."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'In the belief that no news is good news, today's financial report has been cancelled.'

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

How should I know up or down? All I heard was the FT was 74.95.

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

'The pound looks strong to day. Yes, against the Zambesi bean.'

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'Wouldn't it be easier if the banks simply merged with the Inland Revenue?'

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

Dangerous Trumpism

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

Flu Drugs.

'Today the market roared back on news that greed is good for an ailing economy.'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...