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"Yes but what if you cut the grass and there isn't a nuclear war?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

G7 Summit Concern

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

EU Vaccine approval

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Democracy, okay?'

World Financial Mafia

Obama punishing Assad

This time...War on Terrorism.

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

Trump and President Xi

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

New World Order Bridge

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

Macron and Putin Talk

Aleppo vs. Russia

Disasters

Some countries behaved poorly today.

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

The next drone flight

Munich Security Conference

'Honey, do you want to watch Dancing With the Stars, or the news showing Congress dancing all around the tough issues?'