Global Affairs Jester Prints

"Yes but what if you cut the grass and there isn't a nuclear war?"

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

G7 Summit Concern

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

EU Vaccine approval

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Democracy, okay?'

Obama punishing Assad

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

War, Senate Confirmation Hearings.

'Here, William, take this - the G8 has chosen you to nip over for a one-to-one with Assad...'

World Financial Mafia

This time...War on Terrorism.

Trump and President Xi

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Aleppo vs. Russia

Disasters

"This is for walking the fine line: Not discouraging Russia from joining the fight against ISIS...but out not showing support for Syria."

"I'd like an application form for the position of minister, please!"

Some countries behaved poorly today.

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

Macron and Putin Talk

The next drone flight

"I'd quite forgotten about global thermonuclear war."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Munich Security Conference

New World Order Bridge

"What about me?"