Glitz Buster Gifts

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"Looks like the Q3 sales meeting is almost over..."

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"If only you knew. . ."

"Dad, is there really no tooth fairy, or is that just fake news from some Russian bot?"

'You are not haunted by the voices of the dead - You are tuned to four extra.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

Killing Santa

'Well Mrs. Henson, form the looks of this place, egg stacking, children claw marks, chicken blood graffiti, egg splat everywhere, I'd have to say this is the work of a poultry geist!'

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'That's your solution to everything, isn't it? Throw a bucket of glitter over it.'

"It's good luck."

'Embedded Journalist.'

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

"...It's just that I feel I've become typecast."

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

'So you think a little litter on my eyelids would send out the wrong message?'

'IT'S A SNOW-GHOST!'

"They have to make eye contact with us for us to take over their brains. I think we're in trouble."

There are no such things as mountain ghosts.

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Merrily covering everything in glitter...

MD to pregnant woman: 'You don't become immune after one child.'