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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

Bear at a vending machine

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Plasma Ball

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"So what do you do for a living?"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

You are Here

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'