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Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Bear at a vending machine

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Plasma Ball

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'When we start the countdown, you creep up under the rocket, light the fuse, then run like hell.'

You are Here

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Modigliani's Giraffe

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'