Glee Aficionado Pillows

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

He looks so natural lying there...

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Camping-Pong

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Antler Buzzers.

"So what do you do for a living?"

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Angela Merkel

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Party Party!

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

'You've had enough.'

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat