Glee Aficionado Mugs

'The Glee Club meets next door. We're the Deliriously Happy Club!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Back to school.

He looks so natural lying there...

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Camping-Pong

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Antler Buzzers.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"So what do you do for a living?"

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Angela Merkel

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Party Party!

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Miguel Ferrer

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

Mole News: Obituaries

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'One or the other, maybe, but I can't make them BOTH lose!'

"Is the pain and animal vegetable or mineral?"

"iPhone4, how I've missed you! Do you still have my Angry Birds game?"

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

Boy playing yoyo with his dog.

I always lose at hide and seek: The smell gives me away...

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat