Gel Aficionado Mugs

I'm thinking of having a new sticky up hair style with lots of gel...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Driverless cars rage.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Camping-Pong

Bot Art: After da Vinci

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."