Gleaming Grin Lovers T-Shirts

'Dr. Vitsky, D.D.S. ... Yes, here you are. Go right on ahead through those pearly whites up there.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Diamond outfits

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'...Better clear my schedule too.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

"Well, Doctor, I can't seem to stop smiling all te time!"

Nurse drawing a smiley face onto a man's stomach.

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

"We're not all grim you know - I'm a happy reaper."

The Cheshire cat has dentures. Pass it on.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

"Curious and curiouser."

"If anyone has a question do not hesitate to open your mouth wide up."

'He's smiling! -- You must have given him the wrong food!'

"Are you certain that we have already detected all types of quarks?"

"Hi. I'm the bluebird of... oh, never mind."

'Here are Mister Fernbush's new dentures...his mouth is a bit large, so try not to stare!'

Breakfast. Breakfast on Instgram

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Whale smiling at camera.

Brush your teeth!

"Perhaps a slightly smaller smile?"

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'