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Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"He's gone goth"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Official Team Cap With Beard