Glastonbury Goer Mugs

Glastonbury: 'Paul McCartney's attracted some older visitors this year.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"He's gone goth"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Official Team Cap With Beard