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'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

The Bearskin Hat Family

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Fish want out of polluted river.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

We'll pass on the entrees...

Minnesota ground water

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

Plastic Pollution

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

A lone tree is protected in a barren landscape.

'You get kickbacks from Al's Sofa City, don't you, Fluffy?'

Radioactive Fish

Dearly departed pet fish.

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

"Are there any nuts in the kitchen?"

'Um...when was the last time you fed this little guy?'