Glassware Guardians Prints

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Fish want out of polluted river.

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"We wish we could drink the water."

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Save the river.

Will work for clean water.

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

We'll pass on the entrees...

Minnesota ground water

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Plastic Pollution

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

Check your boat: 'Weemollususwhoppingfine.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

Radioactive Fish

'You get kickbacks from Al's Sofa City, don't you, Fluffy?'

A lone tree is protected in a barren landscape.

Dearly departed pet fish.

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

"Okay boys. The coast is clear. Time to jump to freedom."

"Are there any nuts in the kitchen?"