Glasses Gang Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I'm in disguise."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Rogue elephant

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Let there be cool.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'