Glasses Gang Pillows

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Beach hats

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Let there be cool.'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

The public was right

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'