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'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Romantic Glass Blower

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

"Right, I'd better go...corpses on't pick themselves clean y'know!"

'I think we can skip the resume.'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Rodin's wet blanket'

'Say! You're new here aren't you?'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

novox winery

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Steel fabricator

"No, let's go with the hook."

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

Sorry, what did you say? This new double glazing will be good for noise reduction!

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

"I got tired of running a huge mill, so I opened up a small steel boutique."

"What do you mean, 'There's too much paper work'? We're a paper mill, for Pete's sake!"

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'