Glass Eye Enthusiast Pillows

'Excuse me while I rub the smoke out of my glass eye.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

'No cheating'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

The public was right

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

'Inadvertently, Optometrist Niles Frobe triggers the Global Financial crisis' 'You have a bad case of eyestrain. I want you to keep your eyes off the ball for a few weeks!'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Optician and the PI.

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'Thinking quickly, Ernie jerked out his instamatic and clicked away at his farm below.'

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Am I seeing double? You and your twin are the experts, why don't you two tell me!"

'Laser Surgery While You Wait.'

Budget Opticians.