Glass Blowing Gifts

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

'Not THAT glass, you idiot!'

'This composition was produced during the artist's Hay Fever period, and is simply entitled The Sneeze.'

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

Romantic Glass Blower

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

Female business.

Statue of Female Executive

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'They speak fish!'

'Remember the old days, when all of this was phallocentric?'

"I came up through the ranks."

"Let me level with you. I am a lecherous, incompetent, alcoholic, overpaid, sexist senior executive. The company has put me in your way to test your countervailing potential."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

Women Business Leaders of Tomorrow Right Now

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

God Creating the Universe...

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"Well, then, it's unanimous."

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

Female Boss 6

What's this, Ms. Newborn, another of your little 'glass ceiling' protests?

Liberty, equality, sorority.