Glamour On The Field Pillows

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Saving a Heart

Ladies

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'I think I've scored.'

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Rita Hayworth caricature

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Carole Lombard

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Monica Bellucci

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Liz Hurley

Bar Refaeli

Antonio Banderas

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

"I find that, the older you get, the bigger your jewelry has to get."

Ryan Giggs

Joan Collins

Joan Crawford junior

'I've received celebrity status!'

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Diane Kruger

Paris Hilton

Mary's Botox injections paid for themselves in no time.

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'

Rich Cow: 'David Beckham'

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.