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'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Ladies

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Rita Hayworth caricature

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Carole Lombard

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Monica Bellucci

Liz Hurley

Bar Refaeli

Antonio Banderas

Martina Klein

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

Joan Collins

Joan Crawford junior

Stars Without Make-Up.

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Diane Kruger

Ines Sastre

'I've received celebrity status!'

'Now where did I lay my comb?'

Paris Hilton

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

Sophia Loren

Rich Cow: 'David Beckham'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

How the other half live.

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

Rich Cow: 'Michael Jackson'