Giving T-Shirts

"Did I just give, or did I give wisely? That is the question."

'You rob from the rich and give to the poor, but you don't get any receipts?'

A street sweeper asking for a donation to his christmas box

"I didn't know a merry Christmas could be so cheap."

Gracie asks Papi for money in front of the toy store and gives it to charity.

"It's just that your acts of kindness are so random."

"Don't worry about me, what do you want?"

Santa's Workshop...St Nickolas Foundation...Philanthropy since the year 701.

"Sorry, but the Wi-Fi password is for tithing church members only."

"Crowdfunding..."

"Didn't I just give to your organization last year?"

For further information dial 1-800-ho-ho-ho.

"No, there is not an annual cap on tithes."

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Relief fund relief fund.'

Stuffed.

'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'

"We gave generously to the most deserving charity on the planet. We've earned our bliss."

'A contribution to me in a friend's name would make a very nice Christmas gift, pal.'

'No reindeer, no elves. Santa unplugged.'

Personalized Greetings

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."