Giver Of Gifts T-Shirts

Your timing is perfect. Some big guy just told me the meaning of life is "giving."

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

celebrating a birth.

Say it with flowers

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

The wife whisperer.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Christmas Presents.

"Gift"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa called but you were out!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'