Giver Of Gifts T-Shirts

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

celebrating a birth.

The wife whisperer.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Say it with flowers

'They're dog roses!'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

Christmas Presents.

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Gift"

Santa called but you were out!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

Love.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."