Girlfriend Mugs

"You are my blue beach glass."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Like that?"

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"I've never forgiven him for that thing I made up in my head."

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

'Well I'm sorry Michael, but size does matter to me.'

Happy Valentine's Day

Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

Pets.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

Valentines Balloons

"Of course I'm listening. I'm in a heightened state of alert."

"So that's your final answer."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

You are the wasabi on my sushi

Stop hogging the sheets

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

The Emergence Of Language

Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.