Girlfriend Pillows

"You are my blue beach glass."

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

"Like that?"

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

"I've never forgiven him for that thing I made up in my head."

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

'She loves me, she loves me not...' 'Good grief, why is he dragging ME into this?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"I love your body - where did you get it?"

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'You're afraid of commitment, aren't you?'

Happy Valentine's Day

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

Men. After shelling out for flowers, dinner and a movie, they all expect the same thing: a refund.

"Let me guess – you stayed late at your buddy's place helping him with a, quoth, poem."

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

Pets.

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"So that's your final answer."

You are the wasabi on my sushi

Valentines Balloons

"I've never said this to anyone before, David, but you've got some pigeon droppings or something in your hair."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"Of course I'm listening. I'm in a heightened state of alert."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

Ahhh...young and in love, a thrifty Mr. Tramp selects only the best flowers for ever date...

The Emergence Of Language

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'I can't believe I went out with an apostrophe. He was so possessive.'

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

"I'm not trying to change you—I'm trying to enhance you."