Introducing Girlfriend Mugs

"Mom, Dad – this is Gloria."

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Butterfly Woman

You're my Mona Lisa.

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Demure lady with gloves

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"We've made great progress!"

LAY ZEE FUK

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"