Girl Scout Cookie Season T-Shirts

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Works every time.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'The roof needs icing.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"Fresh-raked leaves?"

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Accept cookies?

"I don't care what your father said, Santa likes milk and cookies NOT beer and pretzels!"

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

Santa School.

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

When seasons collide

'I lost weight just by cutting back on all the milk and cookies!'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"Unbelievable! Even Internet cookies made me gain weight."

Intoducing Wonderman: the superhero for your everyday needs.

"We have some little cookie cutter houses you might like."

"How can I be expected to reach my 'full potential' when I can't even reach the cookie jar?"

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

'We really don't mind as long as it's got no fingers and no toes'

"And his tell-all memoir reveals how he broke into every home and consumed over twelve thousand pounds of cookies in one evening."

Fortune Cookies

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

'You may not believe it, but it's made from a mix.'

"Right now we're very bullish on Girl Scout cookies."

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'