Cookie Collecting T-Shirts

"Right now we're very bullish on Girl Scout cookies."

Fortune Cookies

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

Vegetarian Birds

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'The roof needs icing.'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"